Otherness jokes

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

I tried to eat a clock the other day.

It was very time consuming.

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.