Otherness jokes

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the studio on the other side.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!