Otherness jokes
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Memes
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.