Otherness jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"