Otherness jokes
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"