I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
Otherness Jokes
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
