Otherness jokes

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

I tried to eat a clock the other day.

It was very time consuming.

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.

What did one detective say to the other detective?

"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”