Otherness jokes

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

What did the steak say to the other steak?

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"

The other said, "Do you have that many?"

What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?

Other: What's snoo?

You: Not much, how 'bout you?

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.