Otherness jokes
Why does the orange ๐ beat the other fruits ๐ in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Memes
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics donโt make sense, but the other halfโฆ
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Whatโs the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"Iโm looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! Weโll do it!\"
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.