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Making Sure He's Dead

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Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"

The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."

Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"

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Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The dispatcher wanted the guy to check for a pulse, but this absolute unit of a hunter decided to use his boom-stick to finish the job. You're probably the type of guy who needs a manual to use a spoon. Based bear out.

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