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Making Sure He's Dead

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"

The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."

Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, smooth-brain. The dispatcher wanted the guy to check for a pulse, but this absolute unit of a hunter decided to use his boom-stick to finish the job. You're probably the type of guy who needs a manual to use a spoon. Based bear out.

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