Otherness Jokes

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

OTHER CAT

A dark grey cat sits behind a plant with a white pot. The cat is wearing an orange collar with a silver bell.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

"You look flushed."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

Why did the chicken kill himself?

To get to the other side.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?

A: She moans with the other.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."