Orphan jokes
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣