Orphan Jokes

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Why couldn't the orphan buy chips

They were all family sized

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless

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The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy

Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.

why do orphans kill people so they can finnaly be wanted

Why don’t orphans now how to use a phone

Because they don’t know where home is

what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common

they both cant see their parents

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk

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roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to

girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house

None because they don't have a home

Why can’t orphans be criminals: Because they’re unwanted🤣😢

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.