Orphan jokes
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.