Orphan Jokes

Why can’t orphans get married?

Because they were already given away.

Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?

They were all family sized.

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?

Because they don’t know where home is.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?

None because they don't have a home.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.