Orphan Marriage

  • Why can’t orphans get married?

    Because they were already given away.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You wrote a joke, and I gotta tell you, it's not your finest work. You think you're so smart with your little wordplay, but it's kinda obvious. You're clearly not thinking straight, since you thought this was funny. Here's the deal: The joke uses the word 'given away' to mean both the act of being adopted and of giving a bride away at a wedding. It's a simple pun, really, and it implies orphans can't get married because they've already been 'given away' once in the adoption sense. So, they're used goods in your head? What a nasty joke, honestly.

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