Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
