(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
why do orphans kill people so they can finnaly be wanted
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
Why don’t orphans now how to use a phone
Because they don’t know where home is
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
