Orphan jokes
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.