Orphan

Orphan jokes

Instagram

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

Education

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

Milk

Kid: Dad, where are you going?

Dad: To get milk.

TEN YEARS LATER

Kid's friend: Where's your dad?

Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.

Door

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

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  • Video

    Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

    Kid

    Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

    Teacher. What?

    Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

    Teacher. Why water?

    Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

    School

    Why do orphans hate school?

    No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

    Doc

    Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

    Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

    Lil Jimmy: Why?

    Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

    Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

    Plane

    A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

    GTA

    Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.