Orphan jokes
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.