Orphan jokes
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.