Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.