Orphan jokes
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! đź«Ą
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.