Orphan jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
POV: Her name is Alli.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.