What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
