Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Orphan Jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
