Orphan

Orphan Jokes

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?

They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?