Orphan

Orphan jokes

Mama

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Cereal

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

Parent

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Friend

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Kid

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Family

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Baby

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

Genie

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

Part

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Daddy

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."

Kid

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.