Orphan jokes
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."