Orphan jokes
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.