Orphan jokes
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.