Orphan jokes
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
I meant because.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
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Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
lolo.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.