Orphan jokes
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Orphan, sorry.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.