Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.