Orphan jokes
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
AIDS?
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.