Orphan jokes
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.