Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I like chips.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Dad?
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")