The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, like, these parents ditch their kid 'cause they're loaded and think they're hot stuff, just like those monkeys at the zoo who got more bananas than brains. It's kinda sad but also kinda funny because, well, you probably think you could be a parent too, don't you?