Grand theft auto jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
