Grand theft auto jokes
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
