Grand theft auto jokes
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
