Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Orphans and Cows
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about wordplay. Orphans like cows because when cows "leave" (as in, moo-ve away), they give milk. It's playing on the different meanings of "leave." You probably don't know anything about cows. They are like big, grass-eating milk machines that stand in the field.