Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
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Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.