Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Orphan, sorry.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."