Orphan jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Balls.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
New protest.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .