Orphan jokes
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
I meant because.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
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What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.