Orphan jokes
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Orphans are monkeys.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Your Parents
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Sex.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Hoe?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*