Orphan jokes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.