Orphan jokes
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."