Orphan jokes
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Orphan, sorry.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?