Orphan jokes
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.