Orphan jokes
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An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
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Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.