Orphan jokes
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
I'm Gay.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!