Orphan jokes
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
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Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
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Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
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What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
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Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
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What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
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