Orphan jokes

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

Why don't orphans play Minecraft?

Because Technoblade is on the platform.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple has a family tree.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Why do orphans not play sport?

Because they need parents' permission.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of kids.

Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?

Other man: Because.

Man: Because why!?

Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"

Orphan; "Stop calling here!"

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

Your mum!

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.