Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
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Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Your mum!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!