Orphan jokes
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Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.