Orphan jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."