Orphan jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
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What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.