Orphan jokes
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.