Orphan jokes
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
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Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
I meant because.