Orphan

Orphan jokes

Difference

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Parent

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

Father

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Jail

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

School

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

iPhone

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Mother

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

Kid

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Marriage

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Game

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Teacher

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.