Orphan jokes
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."