Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
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Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.