Orphan jokes
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!