Orphan jokes
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.