Orphan jokes
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.