Orphan jokes
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.