Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Your mother.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Joe Mama!