Orphan jokes

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?

A baby in a blender ;)

I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.