Orphan jokes
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Balls.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Orphan joke protest idea.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.