I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Choosing a Dog Over an Orphan
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, smarty-pants! So, this person meets an orphan and a dog, right? But instead of, like, being nice to the orphan or something, they pick the DOG! It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda heartless, which is something you, with your smooth brain, wouldn't understand on your own.
Anonymous
damn