Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
An Orphan's Preference
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This one's about orphans, which are kids without parents (duh!). They like school because, well, they ain't got no home to run back to when the bell rings. Get it? No parents = no home = school's the place to be. It's sad but also kinda funny, like you trying to understand basic math.