Upside jokes
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.