Orphan

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Stool

Anonymous

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool.

Flip it upside down

Trump

Anonymous

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

Guy

yo girls p.... stanks

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4…if you turn it upside down

Calculator

lui nixen

mrs.mallaras boobs where (69) pounds she said that was to to to much(69222) so she went to 51st street (6922251) to visit doctor x (6922251 x) and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8) she ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008

Bar

Anonymous

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

Sadness

Mr. Dark Joke

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

Jesus

jennifer

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number… I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

Puns

Zuri

What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down

Calculator

Anonymous

Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she’s boobless :)

  • 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.

Position

Anonymous

I raped your mom I flipped her upside down and called the position wow

Kid

<3

This one kid i knew had down syndrome and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

Turn

Tyler

If you turn a down syndrome upside down do they have up syndrome now?

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