Orphan jokes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.