Orphan jokes

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.