Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."