Orphan jokes

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Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.

They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.