Orphan jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.