Orphan jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.