Orphan jokes
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Yo momma!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
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Couldn't be me being an orphan.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.