Orphan jokes
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.