Orphan jokes
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Balls.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Orphan joke protest idea.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Hi 👋
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.