Orphan jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Hi 👋
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?