Orphan jokes
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!