Orphan

Orphan jokes

iPhone

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Sister

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Daughter

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Girlfriend

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Pole

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Guardian

Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?

Because they’ve got guardians!

Kid

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Gay person

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

Kid

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

Mom

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Kid

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Ghost

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

"Him and his dead family." :(

Parent

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.