Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.