Orphan jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Hi 👋
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.