Orphan jokes
Balls.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Orphan joke protest idea.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.