Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Balls.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."