Orphan jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

From your Dad.

I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...