Orphan jokes

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.