Orphan jokes
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
You're homeless, you orphan!