Orphan jokes
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I don't know, I don't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!