Orphan jokes
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
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I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?