Orphan jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!