Orphan jokes

I don't know, I don't have one.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.