Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.