Orphan jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!