Orphan jokes
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.