Orphan jokes
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.