Orphan jokes
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
I don't know, I don't have one.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
I'm adopted :[
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.