Orphan jokes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.