Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.