Orphan

Orphan jokes

Church

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

Day

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

Toy

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

Family

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

Family

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Orphanage

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

Horse

Why can’t orphans have a horse?

Because they run away like their mum did.

Boy

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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  • Rape

    Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

    Punching Bag

    You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

    What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Parent

    If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂