Orphan jokes
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Joke.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.