Orphan jokes
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.