Orphan jokes
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.