Orphan jokes
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.