Orphan jokes
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
AIDS?
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"