Orphan jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Orphans will eat toes for food.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Dad?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.