Orphan jokes
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.