Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."