Orphan jokes
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!