Orphan jokes
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Ready when you are, KK.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Kyler, go on this one.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.