Orphan jokes
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
KK or Liv?
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.