Orphan jokes
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Mohe?
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.