Orphan jokes
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
KK or Liv?
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.