Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.