Orphan jokes
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
KK or Liv?
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.