Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Dee.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.