Orphan jokes
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.