Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Dee.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"