Orphan jokes
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Whoever said that about me better pray!