Orphan jokes
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.