Orphan jokes
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.