Orphan jokes
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Heh, stupid orphan.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
KK or Liv?
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.