Orphan jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
POV: Her name is Alli.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Mohe?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?