Orphan jokes
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Mohe?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?