Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.