Orphan jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."