Orphan jokes
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.