Orphan

Orphan jokes

Santa

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

Difference

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Tree

Why do orphans die young?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

School

Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

School

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Orphanage

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Bus

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Dad

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Parent

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.