Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I like chips.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."