Orphan jokes
POV: Her name is Alli.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
bals
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.