Orphan Baseball

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, slowpoke. The joke is that orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, so they can't "find home" in baseball, which is a play on words, you simpleton. Baseball has bases, and one of them is called home base where players score a run, and also most people have houses they call home. Get it yet? Probably not, you are not a smart cookie.

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