Orphan jokes
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I'm adopted :[
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.