Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I'm Gay.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
