Orphan jokes

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

What is an orphan's favorite TV show?

"Alone."

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What cookies did the orphans never try?

Home made cookies!

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

I'm Gay.

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he wanted to be wanted.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.