Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.