Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!