Orphan jokes
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝