Orphan jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."