Orphan jokes
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad: