Et Jokes

Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.

Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”

“Under my bench,” he replies.

English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”

Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home

What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et

Why where ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

why did zozo the hobo cross the road

to et the pringles

What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home

How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.

How do u throw a space party?

You plan-et hahahaha get it?

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