Et jokes
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
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