Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home
How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams âOh mash!â
French: Câest lâhistoire de deux pommes de terre.Une dâelles se fait Ă©craser et lâautre sâĂ©crie âOh purĂ©e !â
why did zozo the hobo cross the road
to et the pringles
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, âWhere is the biggest river in the world?â âUnder my bench,â he replies.
French: Toto est Ă lâĂ©cole et demande sâil peut aller au salle de bain. La maĂźtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande Ă Toto, âOĂč est le plus grand riviere du monde ?â âSous mon banc,â il rĂ©pond.
How do u throw a space party?
You plan-et hahahaha get it?
The most famous line from Shakespeareâs play Julius Caesar is âEt tu, Brute?â
Why canât he just speak plain English?
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
Hvis du tenker pÄ det, sÄ er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, sÄ de som er adoptert var siste valget
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Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventĂ© le mĂštre et qui a inventĂ© le centimĂštre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam Ă inventĂ© le mĂȘtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve Ă inventĂ©e le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...