Et jokes
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Bra eat E.T.?
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.