Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Orphan Jokes
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
