Orphan jokes
Hello.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
I like turtles.
Your Parents
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Sex.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.