Orphan jokes
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Joe Mama!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Hello.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
I like turtles.
Your Parents
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Sex.