Orphan jokes
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Hi person reading this.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.