Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan