The POORphan

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like mixing two sad things to make a kinda funny word. You got "homeless," which means no home, and "abandoned," which means no one wants ya. Mix 'em up, and you get "POORphan," which sounds like "orphan," meaning a kid with no parents. It's funny 'cause it's sad but also clever, like you trying to tie your shoes.