Orphan jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.