Orphan jokes
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.