Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Dmitriy has no mother.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.