Orphan jokes
Suck your mum's bum.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
I see you.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
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Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I have a body count of 7.
I like chips.
I'm pregnant.
Hoe?
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!