Orphan jokes
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Stop, orphan joke!
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.