Orphan jokes

Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

Suck your mum's bum.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, baby!

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

Why do orphans have sex?

To call someone "daddy"!

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?

Father Christmas left them.

I see you.

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Sandwiches are yummy! 😋

I have a body count of 7.

I like chips.

I'm pregnant.

Hoe?

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?