Orphan jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
penis balls cum <3
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...