Orphan

Orphan jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

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  • What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

    You don't have to meet her parents.