Orphan jokes
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.