Orphan

Orphan jokes

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."