Orphan jokes
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
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Can teachers give homework to orphans?
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.