Orphan jokes
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.