Verizon jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Memes
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.