Verizon jokes

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.