What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the words "family" and "familiar." Orphans don't have family, so they can't really get "familiar" pizza, get it? It's punny because you are too dumb to understand real jokes. You are probably an orphan.