Orphan jokes
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."