Orphan jokes
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
lolo.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!