Orphan jokes
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???