Orphan jokes
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.