Orphan jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Stfu.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.