Orphan jokes
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.