Orphan jokes
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.