Orphan

Orphan jokes

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.