Role Play jokes

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.

Person: Uh okay.

You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?

Person: Addicted.

You: What hit you in the face last night?

Person: Addicted... *laughs*

(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.