Role Play jokes

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.