Role Play jokes

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

I am the grand wizard, mak.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”