Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Orphan Jokes
lolo.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Stfu.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
