Orphan jokes
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Ya momma is sus.