Orphan jokes
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Ya momma is sus.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.