OR jokes

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.