OR jokes

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!